The good lord will take you away


The good lord will take you away

 

 
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Lizard in the shower - like snakes on a plane. ________________________________________________________________
I boiled a lizard dead today.

The incident happened just an hour ago, right in my home bathroom.

You see, i have this habit of leaving the heater on, for at least half an hour, before i go into the shower. For those of you who know me, i love my water hot, and i mean scorching hot.

So when i finally entered the shower, i was irritated that a lizard was sharing the cubicle with me.

To prevent myself from having to spend the next fifteen minutes running away from it, i decided to get rid of IT.

And so, the tool of murder - the shower spray.

I shifted the lever to HOT, aimed the shower head right at the lizard and gotcha! the victim jumped!

And so i followed its belly dancing, aiming the shower head on it for a full 2 minutes before i decided i was wasting too much precious water on a tiny lizard.

And so when the torture finally stopped, the creature was boiled dead, overturned on its back.

The grossest part was when i had to pick it up to dump it into the toilet bowl.

The time i didnt anticipate was how fast a tissue soaks through a wet dead lizard. Yikes, the feeling on my fingers.

And that, was the story of how i boiled dead a lizard.

I was about to go into how dearie and i tried the new japanese marche at cityhall today. But that sounds extremely unapt now that i've spent the last 10 minutes describing how i killed a lizard.

Anyway, in brief, the place was pretty interesting, the food was pretty yummy. But of course the price wasn't cheap either.

Oh wells.

Anyway, another week at wk tmr. I pray for a good week. Be with me lord.

:)

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