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No internet, how to work?
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We've officially morphed into this society which can't do without the INTERNET.
Yes yes, and so i learnt that the devastating earthquake in Taiwan cuts off much of Asia's internet. While i was getting annoyed at my stupid laptop for taking forever to load some internet pages this afternoon, i realised i wasn't alone. At my gathering with the girls this evening, everyone of us was complaining of the inconvenience of this internet cutoff.
Now, going without the internet is like going without your cellphone. You feel like you're isolated from the rest of the world, you feel like you're too important to do without this thing called the internet. What's going to happen to all the emails that are gonna go unreplied? What's gonna happen to that blog that needs to be updated? What's gonna happen to all my stocks and shares? Ahh...
And the worst part of it all - it's gonna take 3 weeks to get the system working perfect again. And so since we can't do much to fix those underground pipes in Taiwan ourselves, i suggest we all go on a three week break. Woohoo. Since Singapore is such a technologically advanced society - thanks to the superbly efficient government of course, there really isn't much we can do at work without the internet ain't it? C'mon, no one even writes with a pen and paper these days, we all type!
So why not let us go on a three weeks nation wide break?!
Schools should all postpone their opening, officies should take a long new years' holiday and those internet addicts should all go cold turkey (though its way past christmas, hohoho).
Everyone in support of my proposal, please blink. Ahh...i see it's a popular idea. Genius.
But wait.... if you can still read this, you probably ain't affected by the internet cut. So, you can probably still get those work done. So, you should probably get your lazy ass back to work you skiver. Shame on you! haha.
posted by alienresident at
3:15 AM
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Travis - Flowers in the Window
There's no reason to feel bad
But there are many reasons to feel glad, sad, mad
Its just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold
But i am here to help you with the load.
Wow look at you now
Flowers in the window
It's such a lovely day
And i am glad that you feel the same
Cause to stand up i'm in the crowd
You're one in a million
And i love you so, so lets watch the flowers grow.
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