The good lord will take you away


The good lord will take you away

 

 
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Cough syrup crap. ________________________________________________________________
I feel like i'm on cloud nine.

Surreal.

What am i doing? Nothing much at all.

My room's glowing with an orange tint, a single lamp.
I'm on my swirly chair, legs folded.
Coldplay's oozing from my speakers, bouncing off the walls.
Dilbert's on my screen, aweing its readers.
All these, thanks to my wonderful cough syrup.
I'm high.

Was supposed to be in bed after taking my medicine. But mom came home at 12am with dinner and my growling stomach gave in. Now i'm wide awake, living it out.

I just had a crazy thought. If i get really rich one day, i can start paying people to do stuff for me. I can pay people to do my laundry, wash my dishes, chauffeur me around, drill morals into my kids, water my daises, steam my favorite fish just the way i want it etc..

Then....i figured.

If the equation is right and you can pay anyone to do anything, i can probably pay people to make me run! Make me run not as in hire a trainer to motivate me to run. Make me run as in hire people to carry my fat thighs and bring them forward step by step? I'll be a godzilla and they'll all be tiny people at my legs carrying my thunderous thighs. And i won't just hire the beefcakes to carry my precious thighs but i'll hire the scrawny lads. While they're panting away making me "run", i'll tell them :"The thighs that don't kill you makes you stronger."

See, the magic of cough syrup, it gives you the magical ability to utter nonsensical nonsense that's a tad worse than the usual nonsense.

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Travis - Flowers in the Window

There's no reason to feel bad
But there are many reasons to feel glad, sad, mad
Its just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold
But i am here to help you with the load.

Wow look at you now
Flowers in the window
It's such a lovely day
And i am glad that you feel the same
Cause to stand up i'm in the crowd
You're one in a million
And i love you so, so lets watch the flowers grow.

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