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Stop saying you are fat when you are NOT!
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Day went by in a swish! Now what's left is for me to dread work tomorrow. Boo. Not a good attitude i see. When i'm working, i dread it. And whenever i am not working, i dread having to work soon. See, horrible.
Anyways, had a satisfying (err..perhaps over-satisfying) sakae lunch with boon. As usual the two HUGE eaters ate ALOT. Food is a huge part of my life. It's official, i love to eat, and i live to EAT. So what if i am fat? I am enjoying my food. But please don't let me get any fatter, because that will hinder me from loving to eat my food because it is impossible to survive in singapore as a DISGUSTINGLY FAT girl. No offence to anyone who is disgustingly fat though. Just don't think of yourself as one, then you won't be one? err. Anyways, i hate it when girls who aren't fat insists that they are fat. Or flabby. Cause me and my hk sista don't care if you guys think you are obese because you are far from that and so stop rubbing it into the fats of bridget jones' size girls like us. Screw you skinny punks. haha. Alright, i am not that into weight, but i just got carried away over there. haha.
Anyways, a really hilarious conversation i had with my hk sista:
It was a tuesday evening sometime last week, and A called me on her way home. She was on a crowded subway:
A: eh, so are you dating any guys in singapore?
Me: eh, no lar, you think i'm scandalous and horny like you ah? haha.
A: eh please, but i swear i will sleep with my ex just to let his girlfriend find out and dump him, and then i will dump him too.
Me: haha, i won't be surprised! keep me informed.
A: eh, my friends actually think you are quite pretty you know?!
Me: eh, you mean you only realised that NOW?!
A: err...actually i haven't realised that! not even now!
Me: Whatever man, eh so are you dating anyone now?
A: Eh PLEASE LAR, I AM SO FAT, I AM DOUBLE THE SIZE OF ANY HK GIRL, WHO WILL DATE ME?!
Yes, the moral of the story is, she was SCREAMING on a busy subway in CROWDED hk. haha. Hilarious i tell you, and honestly, you aren't that fat lar! Please, we are just chubbily cute. haha.
Newaes, did my interviews today. Special thanks to darling boon who actually waited an hour for me in ulu bedok and for carrying my laptop around the whole day. haha.
As usual, i left the place feeling alot. But not as much as when i did the interview with the blind artist.
Haiya, ok lar..tired, gonna stop. This is a disgusting entry exposing too much of my inner thoughts and horrible conversations i have with my hilarious friends. What the heck.
posted by alienresident at
1:37 AM
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Lyric of the month |
Travis - Flowers in the Window
There's no reason to feel bad
But there are many reasons to feel glad, sad, mad
Its just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold
But i am here to help you with the load.
Wow look at you now
Flowers in the window
It's such a lovely day
And i am glad that you feel the same
Cause to stand up i'm in the crowd
You're one in a million
And i love you so, so lets watch the flowers grow.
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